{"id":101934,"date":"2017-11-20T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=101934"},"modified":"2017-11-15T19:53:08","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T19:53:08","slug":"oldest-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2017\/11\/oldest-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"Oldest Profession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A surgeon, an engineer and an economist were arguing which was the oldest profession.<\/p>\n<p>The surgeon said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;On the seventh day of creation, God removed a rib from Adam&#8217;s body to create Eve.\u00a0 This is obviously surgery, so my profession is the oldest.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The engineer argued,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;But on the first day of creation, God built the universe out of chaos.\u00a0 This is a magnificent engineering task, so my profession is the oldest.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the economist asked,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Who do you believe created the chaos in the first place?&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A surgeon, an engineer and an economist were arguing which was the oldest profession. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}