A very good hearted young man came to the gates of heaven.\u00a0 He asked God, “Why have you brought me here so early? I was still in perfect health and wanted to do many more good deeds.”<\/p>\n
God had mercy and told him, “I will send you back on earth for another thirty years.”<\/p>\n
When he came back from heaven, everyone wanted to see him to know whether God really existed.<\/p>\n
He was invited to Burma and Aung San Suu Kyi asked him, “Does God really exist?” He said yes.\u00a0 She said, “Too bad. I will give you a million Kyat if you don’t tell anyone.”<\/p>\n
Then he was invited by the Pope.\u00a0 In a private audience with nobody else present, the Pope asked, “Please tell me, does God exist?”<\/p>\n
He said no.\u00a0 The Pope offered him\u00a0 \u20ac 1 million in return for not telling anyone else.<\/p>\n
He was also invited by Trump, who said, “I really don’t care whether God exists or not, just tell me the truth and how he looks like; I give you 1 million dollars.”<\/p>\n
He said, “I have personally met God who sends you greetings; she is black.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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