{"id":104029,"date":"2018-01-01T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2018-01-01T12:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=104029"},"modified":"2017-12-25T17:16:54","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T17:16:54","slug":"cover-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/01\/cover-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Cover-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man comes home and finds his dog with the neighbor&#8217;s pet rabbit in his mouth.\u00a0 It is dead.\u00a0 He is shocked and is afraid that the neighbors will hate him forever.<\/p>\n<p>So he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the neighbor&#8217;s cage, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the man, &#8220;Did you hear that Fluffy died?&#8221;\u00a0 The man is embarrassed and says, &#8220;Uhm&#8230; no, what happened?&#8221;\u00a0 The neighbor replies,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We just found him dead in the cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went outside, and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back in the cage.\u00a0 There must be some real sick people out there!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man comes home and finds his dog with the neighbor&#8217;s pet rabbit in his mouth.  It is dead.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104029\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}