One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen!<\/p>\n
“Dear frog” the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why re you so sad?”<\/p>\n
“Well,” said the frog, “I was not always a frog.”<\/p>\n
“Tell me more” said the priest.<\/p>\n
“One day, I was walking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. ‘Stand aside witch’ I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog.”<\/p>\n
“But that’s terrible! Isn’t there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?” asked the priest.<\/p>\n
“Well” said the frog, “if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again.”<\/p>\n
“Well, this is your lucky day!” said the priest.<\/p>\n
So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bed!<\/p>\n
“And that Your Honor is the case for the Defense!”<\/p>\n
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