{"id":10635,"date":"2011-03-21T00:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-20T23:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=10635"},"modified":"2011-03-08T14:19:31","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:19:31","slug":"lawyers-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/03\/lawyers-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?<br \/>\nJust say, &#8220;Fees.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>**************<\/p>\n<p>A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.<\/p>\n<p>The physician said, &#8220;Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The engineer replied, &#8220;But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then, the lawyer spoke up. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he said, &#8220;But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}