{"id":10637,"date":"2011-03-28T00:00:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T22:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=10637"},"modified":"2011-03-08T14:27:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:27:12","slug":"mistaken-identities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/03\/mistaken-identities\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cJust look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? \u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt&#8217;s a girl. She&#8217;s my daughter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I&#8217;m sorry, sir. I didn&#8217;t know that you were her father.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m her mother.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cJust look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}