{"id":109170,"date":"2018-04-16T12:00:24","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T11:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=109170"},"modified":"2018-04-11T11:04:12","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T10:04:12","slug":"not-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/04\/not-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mental patient believed he was a mouse.\u00a0 His psychiatrist patiently explained to him that he was a human being, not a mouse.\u00a0 Finally he believed it, and the psychiatrist told him, &#8220;You are now cured, you can go home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes later, the patient comes running back, panting, and exclaims, &#8220;I saw a cat on my way home!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor told him, &#8220;But you know now that you are a human being, you need not be afraid of cats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The patient said, &#8220;Well, <em>I<\/em> know; but how can I be sure that the cat knows?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mental patient believed he was a mouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}