{"id":11062,"date":"2011-04-11T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T11:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=11062"},"modified":"2011-04-04T12:55:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T11:55:11","slug":"what-liberals-and-conservatives-generally-do-in-certain-situations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/04\/what-liberals-and-conservatives-generally-do-in-certain-situations\/","title":{"rendered":"What Liberals and Conservatives Generally Do in Certain Situations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If a liberal doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one.<br \/>\nIf a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.<\/p>\n<p>If a liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn&#8217;t` eat meat.<br \/>\nIf a conservative is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.<\/p>\n<p>If a liberal reads this, he&#8217;ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.<br \/>\nA conservative will delete it because he&#8217;s &#8220;offended&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a liberal doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}