{"id":112568,"date":"2018-06-11T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2018-06-11T11:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=112568"},"modified":"2018-06-06T18:05:08","modified_gmt":"2018-06-06T17:05:08","slug":"for-gods-sake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/06\/for-gods-sake\/","title":{"rendered":"For God\u2019s Sake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A housewife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six\u2011year-old daughter and asked, &#8220;Would you like to say blessing?&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t know how to do it,&#8221; the girl replied. &#8220;Just say what mommy says,&#8221; the mother answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, &#8220;Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>A mother took her five-year-old daughter to church. On the way she asked, &#8220;Tell me again; why do we have to be quiet in church?&#8221; The daughter replied, &#8220;Because people are sleeping?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>The Sunday school teacher asks, &#8220;Johnny, do you pray before eating?&#8221; &#8220;No, my mom is a good cook,&#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-102260 size-medium alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife invited some people to dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112568\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}