{"id":116348,"date":"2018-08-13T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=116348"},"modified":"2018-08-10T11:34:37","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T10:34:37","slug":"search-for-meaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/08\/search-for-meaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Search for Meaning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An English teacher wrote the words, &#8220;a woman without her man is nothing&#8221; on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly.<\/p>\n<p>The men wrote: &#8220;A woman, without her man, is nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The women wrote: &#8220;A woman: without her, man is nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>**************<\/p>\n<p>A farmer goes to see a doctor. After examining him for a long time, the doctor says,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t find anything particular; the problem seems to be alcohol.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, doctor,&#8221; the farmer says, &#8220;I can come back when you are sober again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-102260 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An English teacher wrote the words, &#8220;a woman without her man is nothing&#8221; on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116348\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}