{"id":11671,"date":"2011-04-25T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T11:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=11671"},"modified":"2011-04-18T19:03:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T18:03:21","slug":"more-on-lawyers%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/04\/more-on-lawyers%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"More on Lawyers\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How come sharks will not bite lawyers?<\/p>\n<p>Professional courtesy.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * * * *<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,&#8221; sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I wasn&#8217;t under oath, I&#8217;d return the compliment,&#8221; replied the witness.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * * * *<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You seem to be in some distress,&#8221; said the kindly judge to the witness. &#8220;Is anything the matter?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, your Honour,&#8221; said the witness, &#8220;I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * * * *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How come sharks will not bite lawyers? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}