{"id":11967,"date":"2011-05-09T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T11:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=11967"},"modified":"2011-04-30T13:19:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-30T12:19:21","slug":"war-of-the-sexes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/05\/war-of-the-sexes\/","title":{"rendered":"War of the Sexes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A plane is falling rapidly from the sky and the passengers are dead scared. Suddenly a woman in the front stands up and taking off her blouse and bro yells, &#8220;Is there a man in this plane who can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She yells this a few times when a man in the back gets up and replies, &#8220;Yeah I can make you feel like a REAL woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He then takes off his shirt, throws it to her and says, &#8220;Iron this!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*******<\/p>\n<p>Women are like computer virus&#8230; they ENTER your life&#8230;, SEARCH your pocket&#8230;, SHIFT your balance &#8230;, CONTROL your life&#8230;, and when you become an old version they DELETE you from their system.<\/p>\n<p>*******<\/p>\n<p>Young man: Do you have a book called &#8216;Men, The Masters of Women\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the first floor, sir.<\/p>\n<p>*******<\/p>\n<p>A lady went to see a tarot reader to predict her future.<\/p>\n<p>Taro Reader: I&#8217;m sorry to inform you that your husband is going to be victimized by an untimely death in the near future, madam.<\/p>\n<p>Lady: Don&#8217;t tell me things that I already know. Tell me if there will be an investigation, and if so, will they find out?<\/p>\n<p>*******<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A plane is falling rapidly from the sky and the passengers are dead scared. Suddenly a woman in the front stands up and taking off her blouse and bro yells,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}