{"id":121665,"date":"2018-11-12T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2018-11-12T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=121665"},"modified":"2018-11-06T15:13:56","modified_gmt":"2018-11-06T15:13:56","slug":"dads-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/11\/dads-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad\u2019s Profession?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she would get to know the kids by asking their names and what their fathers did for a living.<\/p>\n<p>The first little girl said, &#8220;My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The next little boy said, &#8220;I&#8217;m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was then little Johnny&#8217;s turn and he said &#8220;My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for women.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher gasped and quickly moved on. But later, in the school yard, she asked Johnny privately if it was really true that his was a dancer in a cabaret.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny blushed and said, &#8220;Actually, he is an auditor for Arthur Andersen but I was just too embarrassed to say so.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she would get to know the kids by asking their names and what their fathers did for a living. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121665\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}