{"id":12188,"date":"2011-05-16T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=12188"},"modified":"2011-05-09T15:58:44","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T14:58:44","slug":"stingy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/05\/stingy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Stingy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the city of Paris?<br \/>\n&#8211; Don&#8217;t know&#8230; it\u2019s never been done.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mexicans cross the border 1, 2, 4 at a time; never 3. Why?<br \/>\n&#8211; Because the sign says &#8211; no tres passing.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a prohibited turn at a red light.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201cI think I just made an illegal turn!&#8221; the man said.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, dad,&#8221; the boy replies. &#8220;The police car right behind us did the same thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the city of Paris?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}