{"id":122077,"date":"2018-11-19T12:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-11-19T12:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=122077"},"modified":"2018-11-13T14:43:56","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T14:43:56","slug":"no-brainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/11\/no-brainer\/","title":{"rendered":"No Brainer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stalin claimed he was the greatest philosopher of all times. In Moscow in the early 1950s, the following joke circulated among physicists, who have some disdain for chemists:<\/p>\n

A store in Moscow sells brains. Someone went and asked, “How much is a kilo of a physicist’s brain?” “Ten rubles,” the storekeeper replied.<\/p>\n

“And how much is a chemist’s brain?” “Thirty rubles a kilo.”<\/p>\n

“How about a philosopher’s brain?” “Hundred rubles a kilo.”<\/p>\n

“Why so expensive?”<\/p>\n

“Well,” the storekeeper replied, “just imagine how many philosophers we need to get a kilo of brain!”<\/p>\n

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