{"id":122483,"date":"2018-11-26T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2018-11-26T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=122483"},"modified":"2018-11-21T10:27:47","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T10:27:47","slug":"doctors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/11\/doctors\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctors"},"content":{"rendered":"

A student had just obtained his doctorate in mathematics and proudly checked into a small village hotel signing as “Dr. Smith”. In the middle of the night he was called to see a guest who was ill.<\/p>\n

He protested, “But I am a doctor of Mathematics!” The hotel attendant pleaded, “I don’t care what your specialization is; just please come and help us!”<\/p>\n

He never used his title in a hotel again.<\/p>\n

*****<\/strong><\/p>\n

At what time is your dentist appointment? At 2:30 (“tooth hurty”).<\/p>\n

*****<\/strong><\/p>\n

A man with a toothache went to see a dentist. The dentist examined him and said: “I will have to pull your tooth.”<\/p>\n

“How much will it cost?” asked the man.<\/p>\n

“Without pain, $10. With pain, $50.”<\/p>\n

“OK,” the man said, “without pain then.”<\/p>\n

The dentist got a plier and began to move the tooth back and forth to pull it out. “Ouch!!” screamed the patient.<\/p>\n

The doctor said, “So that will be $50!”\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

*****<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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