{"id":122925,"date":"2018-12-03T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T12:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=122925"},"modified":"2018-11-25T15:13:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-25T15:13:31","slug":"no-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/12\/no-kidding\/","title":{"rendered":"No Kidding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. on a Thursday and asked where he is going at that time of night. The man replies,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I am on my way to attend a lecture on the ill effects that gambling, hookers, alcohol, smoking, and staying out late have on the human body.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Given the context, the officer seems doubtful and asks sarcastically, <em>&#8220;Oh, really? Who would be giving a lecture like that at this time of night?&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The man replies, <em>&#8220;My wife.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. on a Thursday and asked where he is going at that time of night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122925\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}