Three men, selling bibles door to door, bet who will sell the most in a day.<\/p>\n
They meet at end of the day. The first man sold 2 bibles. The second sold 3. But the third man, who had a terrible stutter, says hhhee hhhee sssold 60.<\/p>\n
The other two, very surprised, asked how he did it.<\/p>\n
He said, “Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor, I say: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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