{"id":123970,"date":"2018-12-17T12:00:14","date_gmt":"2018-12-17T12:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=123970"},"modified":"2018-12-10T13:14:31","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T13:14:31","slug":"asthma-attacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/12\/asthma-attacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Asthma Attacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man organized a blind date for his friend. His friend was excited, but also a little worried and asked,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;What shall I do if I really don&#8217;t like the girl? Do I still have to spend a whole evening with her?&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The man suggested to his friend, <em>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you do the following: go to the door, ring the bell and see who opens. If you like her, you can spend a nice evening together, but if you really don&#8217;t like her at all, just hold your throat, shout &#8216;aaauugh!&#8217; and pretend you have an asthma attack. Then you have an excuse to cancel the date.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That evening, he rang the girl&#8217;s doorbell and waited anxiously. When the door opened, the most beautiful, charming girl appeared. He was about to speak to her, when she suddenly shouted, <em>\u201caaauugh!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man organized a blind date for his friend. His friend was excited, but also a little worried and asked, &#8220;What shall I do if I really don&#8217;t like the girl?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123970\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}