{"id":124760,"date":"2018-12-31T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T12:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=124760"},"modified":"2018-12-25T11:28:50","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T11:28:50","slug":"clarification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2018\/12\/clarification\/","title":{"rendered":"Clarification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>President George W. Bush was on a state visit in England. As he stepped off the plane onto the red carpet, he was greeted by the Queen. They were flown to downtown London by helicopter and entered a gold-plated carriage drawn by six white horses that brought them to Buckingham Palace. On the way, one of the horses, which had been fed a little too much oats, released some gas, making a big noise. The queen apologized profusely:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I am terribly sorry; this is so embarrassing, it should never have happened!&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>W. replied,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s no problem. In fact, if you had not said anything, I would have bet it was one of the horses.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"134\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President George W. Bush was on a state visit in England. As he stepped off the plane onto the red carpet, he was greeted by the Queen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}