{"id":125210,"date":"2019-03-11T12:00:59","date_gmt":"2019-03-11T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=125210"},"modified":"2019-01-01T14:04:36","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T14:04:36","slug":"since-you-insist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2019\/03\/since-you-insist\/","title":{"rendered":"Since You Insist&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman taught English to immigrants in London. She said to a young man,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give me the keys.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His face was blank. She repeated, &#8220;Give me the keys.&#8221; He hesitated.<\/p>\n<p>She tried once more, &#8220;GIVE&#8211;ME&#8211;THE&#8211;KEYS!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He stood up and gave her a kiss.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman taught English to immigrants in London. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125210\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}