A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.<\/p>\n
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”<\/p>\n
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.<\/p>\n
“Wow, that’s amazing,” she said, “How old are you?”<\/p>\n
“Twenty-six.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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