{"id":136548,"date":"2019-07-08T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2019-07-08T11:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=136548"},"modified":"2019-06-29T10:11:55","modified_gmt":"2019-06-29T09:11:55","slug":"dam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2019\/07\/dam\/","title":{"rendered":"Dam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers&#8217; attention, he is yelling, &#8220;<em>Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A pastor hears this and asks, &#8220;<em>Why are you calling them &#8216;dam fish?'&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The boy responds, <em>&#8220;Because I caught these fish at the local dam.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The pastor buys a couple, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak this way.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.<\/p>\n<p>He responds, <em>&#8220;That&#8217;s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-102260 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers&#8217; attention, he is yelling, &#8220;Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-136548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136548\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}