{"id":14058,"date":"2011-08-22T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T11:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=14058"},"modified":"2011-08-15T20:11:40","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T19:11:40","slug":"back-in-1967%e2%80%a6-in-eastern-europe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/08\/back-in-1967%e2%80%a6-in-eastern-europe\/","title":{"rendered":"Back in 1967\u2026 In Eastern Europe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Czechoslovakia announced that it was going to create a ministry of the Navy.<br \/>\nBrezhnev protested, &#8220;You don&#8217;t even have a coast line!&#8221;<br \/>\nCzechoslovakia replied, &#8220;Why is that a problem?  You also have a ministry of justice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***************<\/p>\n<p>An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Soviet citizen stand in front of a painting of Adam and Eve and argue what nationality they were.<br \/>\nThe Englishman argues they must be English, because Adam is such a gentleman and shares the last apple with Eve.<br \/>\nThe Frenchman argues that they must be French, because Adam seduces the woman easily.<br \/>\nThe Soviet insists they must be from the Soviet Union, because they walk around naked, eat half an apple and think they are in paradise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Czechoslovakia announced that it was going to create a ministry of the Navy. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}