A dying man asked his wife, “Are you going to marry again?”\u00a0 “If you wish, I will,” she said.\u00a0 And are you taking him out to go for walks and to see movies?”\u00a0 “Yes, my darling, if you wish so.”\u00a0 “And are you going to sow him clothes?”\u00a0 “I can do that, if you want me to.”\u00a0 “And are you going to cook him our favorite dish?”\u00a0 “No, he doesn’t like it.”<\/p>\n
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