{"id":149427,"date":"2020-02-17T12:00:25","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=149427"},"modified":"2020-01-14T08:31:41","modified_gmt":"2020-01-14T08:31:41","slug":"the-mushroom-hunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/02\/the-mushroom-hunters\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mushroom Hunters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Science, as you know, my little one, is the study<br \/>\nof the nature and behaviour of the universe.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s based on observation, on experiment, and measurement,<br \/>\nand the formulation of laws to describe the facts revealed.<\/p>\n<p>In the old times, they say, the men came already fitted with brains<br \/>\ndesigned to follow flesh-beasts at a run,<br \/>\nto hurdle blindly into the unknown,<br \/>\nand then to find their way back home when lost<br \/>\nwith a slain antelope to carry between them.<br \/>\nOr, on bad hunting days, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The women, who did not need to run down prey,<br \/>\nhad brains that spotted landmarks and made paths between them<br \/>\nleft at the thorn bush and across the scree<br \/>\nand look down in the bole of the half-fallen tree,<br \/>\nbecause sometimes there are mushrooms.<\/p>\n<p>Before the flint club, or flint butcher\u2019s tools,<br \/>\nThe first tool of all was a sling for the baby<br \/>\nto keep our hands free<br \/>\nand something to put the berries and the mushrooms in,<br \/>\nthe roots and the good leaves, the seeds and the crawlers.<br \/>\nThen a flint pestle to smash, to crush, to grind or break.<\/p>\n<p>And sometimes men chased the beasts<br \/>\ninto the deep woods,<br \/>\nand never came back.<\/p>\n<p>Some mushrooms will kill you,<br \/>\nwhile some will show you gods<br \/>\nand some will feed the hunger in our bellies. Identify.<br \/>\nOthers will kill us if we eat them raw,<br \/>\nand kill us again if we cook them once,<br \/>\nbut if we boil them up in spring water, and pour the water away,<br \/>\nand then boil them once more, and pour the water away,<br \/>\nonly then can we eat them safely. Observe.<\/p>\n<p>Observe childbirth, measure the swell of bellies and the shape of breasts,<br \/>\nand through experience discover how to bring babies safely into the world.<\/p>\n<p>Observe everything.<\/p>\n<p>And the mushroom hunters walk the ways they walk<br \/>\nand watch the world, and see what they observe.<br \/>\nAnd some of them would thrive and lick their lips,<br \/>\nWhile others clutched their stomachs and expired.<br \/>\nSo laws are made and handed down on what is safe. Formulate.<\/p>\n<p>The tools we make to build our lives:<br \/>\nour clothes, our food, our path home\u2026<br \/>\nall these things we base on observation,<br \/>\non experiment, on measurement, on truth.<\/p>\n<p>And science, you remember, is the study<br \/>\nof the nature and behaviour of the universe,<br \/>\nbased on observation, experiment, and measurement,<br \/>\nand the formulation of laws to describe these facts.<\/p>\n<p>The race continues. An early scientist<br \/>\ndrew beasts upon the walls of caves<br \/>\nto show her children, now all fat on mushrooms<br \/>\nand on berries, what would be safe to hunt.<\/p>\n<p>The men go running on after beasts.<\/p>\n<p>The scientists walk more slowly, over to the brow of the hill<br \/>\nand down to the water\u2019s edge and past the place where the red clay runs.<br \/>\nThey are carrying their babies in the slings they made,<br \/>\nfreeing their hands to pick the mushrooms.<\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Neil-Gaiman.jpeg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-149428 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Neil-Gaiman-e1575890975159.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"133\" \/><\/a><\/em><em>Neil Richard MacKinnon Gaiman is an English author of short fiction, novels, comic books, graphic novels, nonfiction, audio theatre, and films. His works include the comic book series<\/em> The Sandman <em>and novels<\/em> Stardust, American Gods, Coraline, <em>and<\/em> The Graveyard Book. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Neil_Gaiman\" >Wikipedia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Science, as you know, my little one, is the study<br \/>\nof the nature and behaviour of the universe.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s based on observation, on experiment, and measurement,<br \/>\nand the formulation of laws to describe the facts revealed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":149428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[182],"tags":[868],"class_list":["post-149427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-format","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149427\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/149428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}