{"id":15075,"date":"2011-10-17T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=15075"},"modified":"2011-10-12T02:09:46","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T01:09:46","slug":"some-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/10\/some-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At an Irish bar, there was a contest for the best toast.\u00a0 The winner was Patrick, who exclaimed, &#8220;May I spend many happy hours between the legs of my wife!&#8221;\u00a0 When he came home, he proudly told his wife that he had been the winner for formulating the best toast, and it was about her.\u00a0 &#8220;What did you say?&#8221; she asked.\u00a0 &#8220;May I spend many happy hours sitting next to my wife in church.&#8221;\u00a0 She was very pleased.\u00a0 The next day, a neighbor sheepishly greeted her and said her husband had offered a great toast about her.\u00a0 She said, &#8220;He was really pretending.\u00a0 The first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had to pull him by his ear to come!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At an Irish bar, there was a contest for the best toast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}