{"id":153133,"date":"2020-03-23T12:00:29","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T12:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=153133"},"modified":"2020-02-04T09:04:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-04T09:04:37","slug":"too-much-praise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/03\/too-much-praise\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Much Praise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill was a Christian and wanted a horse. On Craigslist, he found a Christian horse so he went to check it out. When he got to the ranch, the horse\u2019s owner said,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s easy to ride him. Just say \u2018Praise the Lord\u2019 to make him go, and \u2018Amen\u2019 to make him stop.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bill got on the horse and said <em>\u201cPraise the Lord.\u201d<\/em> the horse started to walk. <em>\u201cPraise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord\u201d&#8211;<\/em>and the horse ran faster.<\/p>\n<p>Now Bill sees a cliff and quickly yells: \u201c<em>AMEN<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The horse stops abruptly and Bill goes: \u201c<em>Whew! Praise the lord!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill was a Christian and wanted a horse. On Craigslist, he found a Christian horse so he went to check it out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-153133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153133\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}