{"id":153714,"date":"2020-02-24T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=153714"},"modified":"2020-02-11T09:38:58","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T09:38:58","slug":"eye-sight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/02\/eye-sight\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye Sight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to his doctor and says,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cPlease help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nThe doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cTell me what you see there,\u201d <\/em>says the doctor and points.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;I see the Sun,&#8221;<\/em> answer the man.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor turns to him and asks,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cSweet Jesus, how much further do you want to see?!\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to his doctor and says, \u201cPlease help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-153714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153714\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}