{"id":153812,"date":"2020-06-29T12:00:54","date_gmt":"2020-06-29T11:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=153812"},"modified":"2020-05-09T10:26:46","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T09:26:46","slug":"gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/06\/gross\/","title":{"rendered":"Gross…"},"content":{"rendered":"

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.<\/p>\n

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked:<\/p>\n

“Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”
\n<\/em>
\nThe granny answers:<\/p>\n

“You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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