{"id":15678,"date":"2011-11-14T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T12:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=15678"},"modified":"2011-11-10T18:12:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T18:12:19","slug":"stingy%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/11\/stingy%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Stingy\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn&#8217;t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.<\/p>\n<p>****************<\/p>\n<p>In a town in Alabama in the 1960s, a rumor was spreading that a white girl had been murdered.\u00a0 The black folks feared a pogrom and gathered to discuss how they could protect themselves.\u00a0 As the meeting began, a man came running out of breath, full of excitement.\u00a0 &#8220;I have wonderful news, brothers.\u00a0 The murdered girl was black.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}