{"id":15907,"date":"2011-11-28T12:00:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=15907"},"modified":"2011-11-21T20:24:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T20:24:03","slug":"beg-your-pardon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2011\/11\/beg-your-pardon\/","title":{"rendered":"Beg Your Pardon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saddam Hussein came to hell.\u00a0 The devil received him and said, &#8220;I am very proud of you, my son, you have done my work on earth with great distinction.\u00a0 You have killed thousands of people, created millions of refugees, and wrecked the economy of your country!&#8221;\u00a0 Saddam replied, &#8220;Thank you for the compliment, but I am not really that good.\u00a0 I think you confuse me with George W. Bush.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saddam Hussein came to hell.  The devil received him and said&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}