{"id":163859,"date":"2020-07-13T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=163859"},"modified":"2020-06-30T06:08:49","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T05:08:49","slug":"the-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/07\/the-sun\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!<\/p>\n<p>A reporter said &#8211; <em>&#8220;But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.<\/p>\n<p>Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered,<em> \u201cWe will land at night&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause!<\/p>\n<p>Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV.<\/p>\n<p>When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered &#8211; <em>\u201cWhat an idiot. There is no sun at night time!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-163859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163859\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}