{"id":172228,"date":"2020-11-16T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=172228"},"modified":"2020-11-06T10:14:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-06T10:14:31","slug":"vaccination-crazy-eh-wot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2020\/11\/vaccination-crazy-eh-wot\/","title":{"rendered":"Vaccination Crazy, Eh! Wot?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019ll vaccinate the young men<br \/>\nUpon their arms so warm<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the babies<br \/>\nThe moment they are born<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the maidens<br \/>\nOn the ankle or the thigh<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the old men<br \/>\nA week before they die<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus<strong>:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Another craze has struck Salt Lake<br \/>\nFolks are asking \u201cDid it take?\u201d<br \/>\nWhen you go out<br \/>\nThe news-boys shout<br \/>\n\u201cHave you been vaccinate(d)?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll vaccinate the old maids<br \/>\nUpon their modest arms<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the sheep and pigs<br \/>\nUpon their separate farms<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate your auto<br \/>\nAnd your license number too<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the polar bears<br \/>\nAnd the elephant in the zoo<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll vaccinate the roosters<br \/>\nAnd the hens upon their legs<br \/>\nTwo days before they\u2019re even laid<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the eggs<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the table<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the chairs<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the apples and<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the pears<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re vaccination crazy<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the loon<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll climb up when it\u2019s hazy<br \/>\nAnd they\u2019ll vaccinate the moon<br \/>\nThe sun, the stars, the universe<br \/>\nThey are vaccination mad<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the sorrowful<br \/>\nAnd vaccinate the glad<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll vaccinate the dogs and cats<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the fleas<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the cabbage head<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the peas<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the clothes you wear<br \/>\nYour razor, brush and soap<br \/>\nAnd if you want to hang yourself<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll vaccinate the rope<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The world is full of jazz and cranks<br \/>\nIt\u2019s full of syncopation<br \/>\nBut let us keep these vaccine pranks<br \/>\nOutside of legislation<br \/>\nOr they\u2019ll vaccinate your hydrant<br \/>\nAnd they\u2019ll vaccinate your well<br \/>\nThen they\u2019ll vaccinate your heaven<br \/>\nAnd make life an itching hell<\/p>\n<p>_____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><em>Published in the <\/em>Salt Lake City Telegram<em> \u2013 1923<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Submitted by TRANSCEND Member Gary G. Kohls, M.D.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Published in the Salt Lake City Telegram \u2013 1923<br \/>\nSubmitted by TRANSCEND Member Gary G. Kohls, M.D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":115817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[182],"tags":[868],"class_list":["post-172228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-format","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172228\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/115817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}