{"id":17549,"date":"2012-02-27T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T12:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=17549"},"modified":"2012-02-19T18:49:48","modified_gmt":"2012-02-19T18:49:48","slug":"breakfast-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/02\/breakfast-order\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast Order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like one under-cooked egg so that it&#8217;s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it&#8217;s tough and hard to eat. I&#8217;d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it&#8217;s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a complicated order sir,&#8221; said the bewildered waiter. &#8220;It might be quite difficult.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The guest replied sarcastically, &#8220;It can&#8217;t be that difficult because that&#8217;s exactly what you brought me yesterday!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}