{"id":176134,"date":"2021-01-04T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2021-01-04T12:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=176134"},"modified":"2020-12-29T09:00:40","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T09:00:40","slug":"i-love-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2021\/01\/i-love-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I love you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young man confided to his friend,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I met a fabulous girl. I am hopelessly in love but don\u2019t know how to tell her. What can I do?&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>His friend recommended,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You should shower her with praise, compliments. Say for example, &#8216;My dear, whenever I am away, I feel so eager to be with you that I can hardly sleep, think straight or even eat.&#8217; They like to hear such things.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The young man thanked him for the insightful advice. Two days later he met the girl again. Nervous, he did not remember exactly what to say and did his best:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;My dear, whenever I think of you, it spoils my appetite.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man confided to his friend,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-176134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176134\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}