{"id":17640,"date":"2012-03-05T12:00:44","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T12:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=17640"},"modified":"2012-02-25T15:33:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T15:33:57","slug":"be-polite-and-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/03\/be-polite-and-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Be polite\u2026 and laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A. Dam!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A. They take the psycho path.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A. Cell phones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q. Why did the tomato turn red?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A. It saw the salad dressing!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q. Why didn&#8217;t the skeleton go to the dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A. Because he had no-body to go with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}