I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.<\/p>\n
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don’t know them.<\/p>\n
I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.<\/p>\n
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls.”<\/p>\n
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.<\/p>\n
It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Taylor Made 460 driver.<\/p>\n
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the PGA Superstore?<\/p>\n
Signed,
\nConcerned Golfer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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