There was this sad-looking guy at a bar, just staring at his drink, for about half an hour.<\/p>\n
Then a big, trouble-making truck driver comes next to him, takes his drink and swallows it right down. The poor man starts crying.<\/p>\n
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”<\/p>\n
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life,” the man says.<\/p>\n
“First, I overslept and got to the office late. My boss, mad as hell, fired me. Then I went to my car and found it had been stolen. The police said they could do nothing about it. I got a cab to go home, but remembered that I had left my wallet and credit cards in my car. The cab driver just drove away.<\/p>\n
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”<\/p>\n
And he continued crying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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