{"id":191057,"date":"2021-08-16T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2021-08-16T11:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=191057"},"modified":"2021-08-15T10:26:54","modified_gmt":"2021-08-15T09:26:54","slug":"diseased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2021\/08\/diseased\/","title":{"rendered":"Diseased"},"content":{"rendered":"

After an interval of four million years, two planets meet again in the universe. One asks the other,<\/p>\n

“How are you doing?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Just fine, thank you, and you?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“I feel quite miserable.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“What’s wrong?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“I have homo sapiens.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Don’t worry, that will pass.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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