{"id":193297,"date":"2021-09-06T12:00:51","date_gmt":"2021-09-06T11:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=193297"},"modified":"2021-08-27T11:15:03","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T10:15:03","slug":"distraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2021\/09\/distraction\/","title":{"rendered":"Distraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man came to the emergency room with both ears bandaged. The doctor asked him what had happened. He said,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cI was ironing, and suddenly the phone rang and by mistake I put the hot iron on my ear.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Doctor:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I am sorry that happened to you, but what happened with your other ear?&#8221; <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He replied,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Well, I had to call the hospital.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man came to the emergency room with both ears bandaged. The doctor asked him what had happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-193297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193297\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}