{"id":19860,"date":"2012-06-25T15:09:38","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T14:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=19860"},"modified":"2012-06-25T15:09:38","modified_gmt":"2012-06-25T14:09:38","slug":"soybeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/06\/soybeans\/","title":{"rendered":"Soybeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While going through his wife&#8217;s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Over the years, I haven&#8217;t been completely faithful to you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,&#8221; she explained.<\/p>\n<p>The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m curious though,&#8221; he said, &#8220;Where did the thirty dollars come from?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh that, &#8221; his wife replied, &#8220;Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While going through his wife&#8217;s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}