Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.<\/p>\n
He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. “I sure do,” he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.<\/p>\n
“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster lighter?”<\/p>\n
“I got it from my genie.”<\/p>\n
“You have a genie?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, right here in my golf bag.”<\/p>\n
“Could I see him?”<\/p>\n
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.<\/p>\n
The friend asks the genie, “Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?”<\/p>\n
“Yes I will” the genie replies.<\/p>\n
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.<\/p>\n
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.<\/p>\n
The friend tells his golfing partner, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”<\/p>\n
He answers,”I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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