{"id":20242,"date":"2012-08-06T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T11:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=20242"},"modified":"2012-07-14T17:15:45","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T16:15:45","slug":"the-taxi-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/08\/the-taxi-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"The Taxi Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Come with me&#8217;, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.<\/p>\n<p>The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Wow, thank you&#8217;, said the taxi driver.<\/p>\n<p>Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Wait, I think you are a little mixed up&#8217;, said the priest. &#8216;Shouldn&#8217;t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God&#8217;s word.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yes, that&#8217;s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. &#8216;Come with me&#8217;, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}