{"id":20296,"date":"2012-07-23T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=20296"},"modified":"2012-07-16T11:40:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T10:40:04","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/07\/oops\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.<\/p>\n<p>Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.<\/p>\n<p>Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.<\/p>\n<p>There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.<\/p>\n<p>He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it&#8217;s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.<\/p>\n<p>There he cuddles up to his wife&#8217;s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, &#8220;The weather out there is terrible.&#8221; To which she sleepily replies, &#8220;Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}