{"id":21097,"date":"2012-08-27T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=21097"},"modified":"2012-08-27T10:45:20","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T09:45:20","slug":"arthritis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/08\/arthritis\/","title":{"rendered":"Arthritis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.<\/p>\n<p>The drunk&#8217;s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, &#8220;Father, what causes arthritis?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,&#8221; the priest replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Imagine that&#8221;, the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.<\/p>\n<p>The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, I didn&#8217;t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have arthritis, Father,&#8221; the drunk said, &#8220;but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}