After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assassin position \u2014 two men and one woman.<\/p>\n
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.<\/p>\n
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”<\/p>\n
The first man said. “You can\u2019t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”<\/p>\n
The agent replies, “Then you\u2019re not the right man for this job.”<\/p>\n
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.<\/p>\n
All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can\u2019t kill my wife.”<\/p>\n
The agent replies “You don\u2019t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”<\/p>\n
Finally, it was the woman\u2019s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.<\/p>\n
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.<\/p>\n
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn\u2019t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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