{"id":2136,"date":"2009-03-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2009\/03\/lawyers\/"},"modified":"2009-03-31T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T00:00:00","slug":"lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2009\/03\/lawyers\/","title":{"rendered":"LAWYERS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer entered a butcher store with his dog.&nbsp; The dog stole a sausage and ran away.&nbsp; The butcher asked the lawyer, <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Now who is going to pay for this sausage?&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;That will be my responsibility, of course,&quot; said the lawyer.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>The butcher said, &quot;Alright, that is what I thought, that will be three dollars.&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>The lawyer said, &quot;Fine, then you owe me only seven dollars, because I charge my clients ten dollars for petty legal advice.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer entered a butcher store with his dog.&nbsp; The dog stole a sausage and ran away.&nbsp; The butcher asked the lawyer, &quot;Now who is going to pay for this sausage?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;That will be my responsibility, of course,&quot; said the lawyer.&nbsp; The butcher said, &quot;Alright, that is what I thought, that will be three dollars.&quot;&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary-archives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}