{"id":214392,"date":"2022-06-20T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T11:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=214392"},"modified":"2022-06-19T06:03:05","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T05:03:05","slug":"following-instructions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2022\/06\/following-instructions\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple for the Road&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They said,<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Do what you love and the money will follow.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So I ate chocolate cake and drank tequila. Now I wait.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">**************<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>&#8220;What a year this week has been!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">**************<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-102260 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/jokes-logo-e1527068528538.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They said, &#8216;Do what you love and the money will follow.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":102260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-214392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214392\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}