{"id":21480,"date":"2012-09-17T12:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/?p=21480"},"modified":"2012-09-12T21:57:10","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T20:57:10","slug":"a-hot-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/2012\/09\/a-hot-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hot Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.<\/p>\n<p>Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him.<\/p>\n<p>When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s all right honey, I&#8217;ve had a course in first aid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man&#8217;s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.<\/p>\n<p>At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, &#8220;When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I&#8217;m already here.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.transcend.org\/tms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}